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Fire inadvertently caused by hot
chocolate burns Santa's Workshop
After putting off a visit to
Rich & Cartmill for over a
year, Santa receives harsh
scrutiny from his elves for
overlooking his insurance
renewals. His obsession with hot
cocoa is to blame for a fire
that broke out late last night.
Though employees are working
hard to regain significant
loses, one disgruntled elf
confirmed that millions of
children will have to go without
presents this year. A rattled
Mrs. Claus told inside sources
that she had been reminding
Santa for months. "Now we'll
have to forgo our trip to
Maui."
Mike Schmitt, CIC and Shawn
Wotowey, CLCS of Rich
& Cartmill expressed their
support for Santa. "Our customers
enjoy the benefits of smart
thinking and a sincere commitment
to reducing their overall total
cost of risk. This could've
been avoided if had Santa come in
for a complimentary review of his
insurance policies."
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